ErkDog: I want to buy a wood chuck 
<br>ErkDog: and put it in a cage with some wood 
<br>ErkDog: so I can find out 
<br>ErkDog: how much wood a wood chuck would chuck 
<br>ErkDog: you ever wanted to do that? or am I alone on that one? 
<br>Lori: hahahaha
<br>Lori: you are crazy
<br>ErkDog: well, it would certainly answer that question 
<br>ErkDog: although I suppose my time would be better used in other pursuits 
<br>Lori: you'd have to do 3 trials
<br>Lori: for scientific accuracy
<br>ErkDog: well I wonder 
<br>ErkDog: if there is a difference 
<br>ErkDog: in the male or female capacity for wood eating? 
<br>Lori: possibly
<br>Lori: let's run some tests to see :)
<br>ErkDog: and then of course, there could be a discrepancy in the amount of wood an adolescent, versus teen, versus adult 
wood chuck could consume 
<br>ErkDog: although, I probably don't have enough money to buy that many wood chucks 
<br>Lori: true, true